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Tue, 11 Jun 2013 09:36:31 -0400

I don’t get this.
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collegehumor: What Happens Every Time You Turn the Light Off at...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 22:23:55 -0400

What Happens Every Time You Turn the Light Off at the Bottom of the Stairs

The Boogeyman would make a great training coach.

This is so my kids. Lmao

motoriginal: The Z/28 is Back: And it means business. In...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 19:19:30 -0400

motoriginal:

The Z/28 is Back:

And it means business. In addition to a cosmetic refresh, Chevy claims the new Z/28 is actually track ready, and while it’s difficult to believe this heavy Chevy can take on other modern track cars, it still sounds promising.

Using the LS7 V8 from the Corvette Z06, the new Z/28 is rated at 500hp, 470 lb-ft torque. It’s also fitted with a huge K&N intake and out the other end, exhaust bypasses the muffler during hard acceleration.

For braking? Some nice big Brembo carbon-ceramic brakes behind some 19-inch wheels on Pirelli PZero tires. And unlike most track cars these days, it’s only available with a 6-speed manual transmission.

Thanks to some weight reduction, the car weighs 300lbs less than the ZL1, they removed carpeting where it wasn’t necessary, no sound deadening, thinner windows, no fog lights, optional A/C, they even attempted to remove all speakers from the car but had to keep one so the driver could hear the seat belt chime. The stock seats are also replaced by some Recaros.

Of course all this would be pointless without the proper suspension, the Z/28 gets spool-valve dampers with stiffer springs and bushings.

But enough of all the words & numbers, let’s see it in action!

I want!!!!!!

The look on her face!!!! Hahahahaha

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 10:02:38 -0400

The look on her face!!!! Hahahahaha

death-by-lulz: See the CRAZIEST 3D Tattoos right here! These...

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 22:55:15 -0400

death-by-lulz:

See the CRAZIEST 3D Tattoos right here! These Would be Awesome to have!

These are cool

A little small town humor. A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed....

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 17:10:02 -0500

A little small town humor.

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, ‘Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?’
The farmer said, ‘Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk you there but I can’t carry this lot.’

The old lady suggested, ‘Why don’t you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?’
‘Why thank you very much,’ he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says ‘Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.. ‘
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, ‘I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?’

The farmer said, ‘Holy smokes lady! I’m carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?’
The old lady replied, ‘Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment...

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 17:09:13 -0500

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited.

Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship.

Little Sally led off. “I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.”

“Very good”, said the teacher.

Little Debbie was next. “I sold magazines” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.”

“Very good, Debbie”, said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467”, he said.

“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”

Toothbrushes”, said Little Johnny. “Toothbrushes”, echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”

“I found the busiest corner in town”, said Little Johnny, “I set up a Dip &Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample.”

They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog shit!” Then I would say, “It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of giving you crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it’s free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth.”

Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment. Bless his heart.

Nuclear Cowboyz in San Antonio tonight. Awesome show.

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 00:39:22 -0500

Nuclear Cowboyz in San Antonio tonight. Awesome show.

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Sun, 27 Jan 2013 00:31:08 -0500

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Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:17:26 -0500

theartofanimation:

Darko Kreculj

dailyhilariouspics: Sharing the roomFollow this blog for the...

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:15:11 -0500

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Sharing the room
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Tue, 15 Jan 2013 16:57:25 -0500

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Hysterical Blog!

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Tue, 15 Jan 2013 16:51:39 -0500

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Hesus Shoe Repair
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death-by-lulz: every blog must have an elephant on a...

Fri, 28 Dec 2012 00:33:30 -0500

death-by-lulz:

every blog must have an elephant on a trampoline

it’s like the rules of tumblrism

i dont even know how many times i;ve reblogged this

AHAHHAHA made my day.

awww, we meet again, little elephant! I’ve rebloged this like 4654 times *-*

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